Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Antenatal Classes

What we liked about the antenatal class:
We didn't have to stand up and talk about ourselves (could just stay seated, which was lucky for those of us who had undone our belt.)

We didn't have to act out any birthing positions, whilst beaming lovingly at each other.

We got snacks.

We got a bag of freebies.

Our wife explained some of the terms she thought our husband may not have understood, with sound effects (think of a ripping sound...)

Our husband was OVERJOYED he wasn't the dude chosen to lie on the bed in the Birthing Suite being moulded into various contorted positions by the very bossy midwife...knees around earlobes etc...

There's a bar fridge in the private room.

What we disliked about the antenatal class:
We didn't get to see the DVD of natural labour coz we ran out of time. DAMN!

Will have to wait 'til next time!!

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